Advice From One Dog To Another
The Cat Always Wins
Advice From One Dog To Another
The vacuum cleaner will not eat you. Stay calm.
Do not nap on the floor, behind the rolling desk chair.
Do practice your pitiful sad face while your people are gone. If you can muster up a little whimper, all the better. I heard about a brother who was so proficient in this art, he was able to beg an entire large pepperoni pizza off his people, before they knew what hit them.
The cat always wins no matter what the game. If she pounces on your back don’t move a muscle. She is waiting for a tangle with you. She will play the helpless victim and you will lose.
Finally, don’t chase your tail. I know it amuses the hell out of your people, but it makes the rest of us look stupid.
Solidarity.
Peace out.
A wise advisor! It is especially important to know about who wins when the cat's around. Hilarious! I would love a sequel of more advice.
🤣 I'm neither a cat person nor a dog person, Sharon (please don't judge me!), but I LOVE this!